Family guy

Brian: Ah thats very christian. Believe what I say or I will hurt you.

*SMACK

Fetus cookies! Yums!

Lol. Funniest thing ever! Via stupid.com

http://www.stupid.com/fun/FETS.html

random wall paper

I decided to google for dilbert's wall paper and came across this site.

Toon wallpaper

Example:


ROFL

What are you going to do tomorrow?

OMG cool

1500 students dropped teeny weeny mentos into bottles of coke light!

So called mentos fountain looks damn cute lah.

Then i realized if say one bottle cost 1 buck hypothetically, thats a thousand five hundred dollars down the drain literally... So frivolous.. But should totally try it one day!! Hehee..

The anticipation..

Dropped!

Raise your hands and worship the coke god!!

Via Telegraph
Got youtube video anot ar?

Coked,
Travis

Cops beating the shit out of protesters

Nice of them in the land of the free.. But the videographer is kinda irritating as well. I'll bet he's some self enterprising prick who's immune cause he's American..

Straight envy

Lol! Fucking hilarious.

Via lolvideoz check them out.

of worthiness in bed

Lol!




Bedded,
Travis

of being kicked out

Oh no they kicked the stripper out!

So sad. No matter what i'm sure him being a stripper plays a part in him being booted out this week. Same way that Danny got kicked cause he so fabulously gay. And the way that I'm sure Jason and Amanda wont last long loh cause they got the wrong image..

Meh whatever. I think David A will win. Hmm i wonder got bookmakers to bet anot?

On a separate note i need to get a job damn it. Or rather i need money..

Like totally whatever,
Travis

of stripping for moolah!

Haha not me lah.. Some dude from this season's American Idol apparently stripped for a living and gave lap dances at a club/bar called Dick's Cabaret.. (hahaha ok.... I get it..)

So now, said dude, David Hernandez, is in A.I's finalists and we'll see whether America is really the land of the free and they can overlook that fact the some of the contestants have past lives and vote to keep him in.

Stripper Alert!

On another note, its probably gonna get him all the pink votes yeah? =)

And well talking about stripping.. How hard (Haha.) can it be... I can do a lap dance....

Via People.

Stripped,
Travis

of a few Good Creative Men

Lol! For people in the know.

of bitchy jeaously fits and drama queens

I think i upset someone.

And for whatever reason he's been spreading rumors about me to our friends. Such a nicely vindictive person.. Well the problem is I have not idea why he's pissed at me. Some other people have more reasons to be pissed at me than him.

Hmm apparently he told two of my friends that i have done something bad and they should ask me about it because he doesn't want to talk about it. Yeah right don't want to talk about it still initiate the conversation? Such a hypocrite..

And the thing i did that i think pissed him off? You did it too the exact same day. You think i don't know? Why the fuck are you calling the kettle black when you're obviously the more inky stinky black pot?!

For the record i think you're just jealous.
What gives you the right to label others?
But who am i to judge? I don't go around telling ppl how exactly you behave.

And for the record, two other people have more right to be pissed off at me. That ounce of guiltiness i felt was for them. Not you!

You don't have to be such a queen. You don't have the class.
The world doesn't revolve around you. All the nasty rumors you spread about others i heard? I'm more apt to side with the other party now.

I won't stooped to your level.
But i love my friends and i cherish them so i will explain to them.

This post is here so that i know at this point in time how i feel exactly about my friends. Cherish true friends, they will love you unconditionally.

Betrayed,
Travis

OMG faints

Click play and wait for it. Sugoi!

of predictive text swearing

I luv' the British yeah. Ta!

of quotes

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- British Quote

of funny commercials

Haha.. Always be safe!

Safely,
Travis

of apologies

Haha porn hound Edison Chen decides to apologize for leaking his own personal porn collection onto the net. Collection apparently concerns other said artistes like Gillian from Twins and Cecilia whats-her-name who's married to the Nicholas guy..

Apparently not his fault he claims, but who would be so dumb to actually give your laptop full of personal porn to computer repair guys without some protection.. If you want to see go google it yourself. Haha don't have NSFW link here.

My friend pasted me a link with no warning whatsoever.. Such nice friends I have for showing me random porn.

Anyway here' s a nicer apology from Timbaland: Timbaland - Apologize (feat. One Republic)

Apologized,
Travis

of OMG muffins

So I was rather bored on a friday night. Plus I'm on MC so I decided to bake muffins from scratch. FYI, I did try baking apple cinnamon ones before at Christmas and they turned out sort of ok but..

OMG these chocolate ones turn out amazing lah! Just look at the finished muffins below Oiishi-des!

I figured how hard can it be? I had the recipe from mom so just dump loads of cocoa powder and choc chunks in it right? And this is how the batter turns out..

Haha sad to say it kinda looks like shit before going in..

Then 10 mins later in the oven and they popped right up..

Haha 25 mins later and they look like super yummy muffins. Haha I'm so pleased with myself lah..

Yes, this was a narcissistic, self congratulatory clap-on-the-back kinda post. But whatever~

Watch out Martha, one day my empire will bitch slap you with your own rolling pin!

Baked,
Travis

of atonement

Damn you people all go and watch Atonement. Fantastic show. For once watch something with beautiful dialogue and cinematography instead of some insipid Jack Neo show catered to the sheep(s).

---

Robbie Turner: [voiceover] Dearest Cecilia, the story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame.


Cecilia Tallis: I love you. I'll wait for you. Come back. Come back to me.

---

Atoned,
Travis

of extracting wisdom

Haha, the op room really does look like those in tv shows.. =)

And now I have to drink porridge with cheese via a bubble tea straw while my cheeks swell and I appear to have a fat face.. =(

On the plus side the nurses said I should eat alot of ice cream! Lol that shall be my excuse of a diet for the next couple of weeks!

Even though it looks like prawns, haha.. Its all my wisdom teeth. The red parts are part of my gum. Joy!

Extracted,
Tranquillized Travis

of Ikano

Ikea's a evil evil place that makes you spent more then you ever should!

Any why is it that it has become such a couple-ish place now?

OMG yum!

Haha but I ate the chicken leg which I regretted cause it looks like stupid camp food. Pui!


Starving,
Travis

of Eastern Promises

Oooh nice show. As I like to say to one of my friend, who likes all the arty farty shows, " Its some nice Russian shit".

And yes Viggo Mortensen fights naked in one scene so you can see his dangly bits dangling.. Haha NSFW vid of that clip here. <--Don't click if your mom's behind you! =). However the trailer below is safe.

Promised, Travis

of the obedient Singaporean

So I was watching National Treasure with my friend K like a couple of days ago and well it was a blah show.. Typical popcorn fare.

Anyway after the show, which we watch at Jurong Point btw, we have to exit by the stairs which lead down to the first level and a maze of corridors. And since it's like 12 midnight already, the doors leading out of the corridors are mostly lock which means you have to walk to the very end and exit via the carpark stairs.

So this teenage boy with his parents are ahead of us and they came to this door which has a sign like this:


Except that it says "NO ENTRY to shopping mall after 10pm"

Then the boy exclaimed, " Closed liao leh after 10, must go there!" (pointing down the long and winding passageway)

So me and K walking behind them came to the door also. Then I was like what the heck lets try the door.

And. It. Opened.
Why am I (not) surprised?

Sets me to think that Singaporeans are an obedient bunch huh? I mean like say an Alien or Predator (Ha.ha.) is chasing after the average Singaporean, he would surely have gone "Die liao lah! Door closed after 10!"

Obediently,
Travis

of new year's eve

So New Year's day 08 rolled by while we called an end to 07 with alcohol, good food, great friends and -hic- did I mention alcohol?

1)
Venue: Timbre
Alcohol: lots!
Friends: Kelvin, Me, KY, Khim, Elisabeth, Jenny, Jeremy (L-R)

2) Clowning around.. Hmm where got drunk? Its the blusher working lah!

3) Cam whoring as usual!

4) Nice picture.. haha! =)

5) OMG at the MASSIVE amount of party poppers!

6)Alcohol? More?

7) The wonders of a shakey cam or an inebriated photographer. Seems like we're almost blondes!

8) Such a mess

9) OMG super yummy noodles along boat quay -slurps-!

Anyway I do hope that when I look at these memories like one year from now, I would be more gorgeous and filthy rich. Yes, I am that shallow. Those are my resolutions.

Blessed,
Travis

of christmas!

I know, I know, its kinda late to be post about Christmas and New Year but hey its my blog so I don't really care and I would sure like something to reminisce about when I'm like 50 -provided blogger doesn't die.. haha - and wrinkled and sagging and.. - Oh the Horrors!- Ok this is depressing so moving on..

Its just something to remember by, and doesn't everybody wishes that?

So Christmas rolled by and I had a nice dinner party at my place...

1) Yeah! Me cutting the very delish turkey! And ok fine KY cut like three quarters of it but hey for the record I was busy entertaining!

2) Everyone together now, say CHEESE! (Haha so sorry to Darrelle and Skye who didn't take pictures with us and felt kinda left out cause its mostly sec sch friends! ><)
3) Yeah the boys playing twister.. and after that the girls played.. =)

4) OMG applaud for Jenny (clap, clap, woohooo!) who managed to catch the exact moment I fired the HUGE ASS party popper.

And then there was a huge mess to clean up after everyone left the day after...


Until next year my friends! Until next year.. =)


Late as always,
Travis